You know you are at Ghetto Birthday Party when...

1. Some of the guest didn't bring a gift, but brought extra uninvited kids.

2. When the cake says "Happy Birthday Pookie" instead of the child's name.

3. The party is at Chuck E Cheese but they brought their own food, cake, etc.

4. It's a child's party but there are more grown-ups than children.

5. It's De'Vonte's 1st Birthday and the party food is BBQ and Daiquiris.

6. Instead of playing pin the tail on the donkey, they have a "Back That Ass Up" contest.

7. They don't sing Happy Birthday instead everyone is chanting "Go Man, Go Man, It's Your Birthday".

8. There are twenty kids at the party but no parents. (They got dropped off)

9. The party was over at 5:00, it's 8:00 and somebody's kid is still there.

10. Instead of Loot bags, the party favors are in Zip-Lock baggies.

11. The birthday cake is Red Velvet.

12. The invitations said Pizza Party, you get there and it's frozen Tony's party pizza being served.

13. The host calls someone who's on their way and tells them to stop and get some ice.

14. The guest start arriving and you disappear to get ready.

15. You buy some food stamps from your cousin to buy the party food.

16. You hear someone tell the birthday child "I am going to get you something next week when I get paid".

17. All the kids at the party have on new clothes that they got just for the party.

18. None of the gifts are wrapped, because the guest stopped by the dollar store on the way to the party.

19. The gift is still in the store bag.

20. They don't serve punch, you get Kool-Aid and those store brand cheese puffs.

21. There's more family then friends at the party.

22. You have the party over to your sister's because she just bought a new house.

23. The cake didn't come from the store, it came from the Lady who makes good cakes.

24. You have to hold on to the plate that you ate your food on to eat your cake.

25. Someone calls and says save me some cake.

26. Guest are wrapping up cake to take to mama 'nem.

27. Everyone is pinning money on the birthday child.

28. It's a child's party but there's a Domino game in progress.

29. The baby daddy shows up with all his Boyz and you start fear, there will be a Drive-By.

30. The party music is coming from the trunk of someone's car.

31. The birthday child is dressed from head to toe in Bootleg Tommy and Bling Blinging.

32. The baby daddy comes to the party and brings his kids he had before and after the birthday kid.

33. There is one Baby Daddy and whole lot of Baby's mama's.

34. There are two kids there with the same Daddy but different Mama's.

35. A cell phone rings and everyone goes for theirs.

36. The party is over and all the kids get sent to the other room so that the Grown-ups can do their thang.

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